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Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 12, 2015

Every time I tell dad jokes

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He laughs

My mother always said, "Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."

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When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, "Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."

Why do green beans meditate?

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To find inner peas!

Tarzan and Jane

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One day, Jane decides to teach Tarzan about sex. As she is giving him the basics, Tarzan goes: "Oh, Tarzan know sex. Tarzan sometimes ...

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

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She says, "My mom died." He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine." Later that day, her boss finds h...

The 40 Most Important Corgis Of 2015

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Legitimately the only year-end list you need to see. The Corgi That Used A Watermelon As A Pillow The Corgi That Used A Watermelon As A P...
Thứ Ba, 29 tháng 12, 2015

A travelling salesman knocks on a door...

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And a ten year old boy answers the door wearing high heels, and a brown bra, smoking a cigar, and drinking scotch. The salesman says, ...
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