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Thứ Bảy, 30 tháng 1, 2016

For christmas i bought my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a dildo.

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That way if she doesnt like the shoes she can go fuck herself.

My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer.

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Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a tranformer. I'm leaving you." Me: "No baby wait, I can change....

Tall people don't need to be inspirational

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Everyone already looks up to them.

Xbox and PlayStation are having a fight...

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Then the cops show up: "Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."

Jared Fogle began and ended his career the same way...

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Trying to get into smaller pants

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

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Alien vs Predator.
Thứ Sáu, 29 tháng 1, 2016

What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer?

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Ash.
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