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There were 8 black men and a gun.

I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection.

A vegetarian looked at my burger and said, "You know, a cow died so you could have that burger." Mid-bite, I looked at his salad...

He told me not to go back to those places

Poor guy.

"I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?" "Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest ...

She thinks he may be unfaithful, so she asks her sister to help her with something. As the boyfriend pulls up to the house and enters to f...