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Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 10, 2016

What has four wheels and flies?

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A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

I saw my midget neighbour on my way home today .

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"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt"...

Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

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Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

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because he always came in another box.

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back

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Luckily I was the one facing the TV

China's factories in Shenzhen can copy products at breakneck speed-and it's time for the rest of the world to get over it

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China's factories in Shenzhen can copy products at breakneck speed-and it's time for the rest of the world to get over it One week...
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