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Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 11, 2016

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It’s not the end of the world."

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Stupid auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".

What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters?

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I don't know man I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a girl's argument and a knife...

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The knife has a point.
Thứ Ba, 15 tháng 11, 2016

Just because nobody complains

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Doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Women have eggs and milk in them...

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And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

Donald Trump truly made history...

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Winning an argument against a woman.

A readhead tells her blonde step-sister "I slept with 2 Brazilian guys last night!"

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The blonde replies, "Holy shit, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
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