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Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 4, 2017

"Knock knock"

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"Who's there?" "Dave" "Dave who?" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer...

I was feeling really lonely recently, so I bought some shares...

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It's nice to have a bit of company.

(My first dad joke) Wife was breastfeeding

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Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in Me: yeah he is really milking it

My friend and I started replacing the word 'in' with 'inside'.

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For example, if we wanted to say, "it's in the fridge", we'd instead say "it's inside the fridge". One day...

What are we doing for Easter?

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Wife: What are our plans for Easter? Husband: I'll be like Jesus. Disappear on Friday and return on Sunday. Wife: That's AWESOME....

Free oranges

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A young teenager was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arr...

Elon Musk's Idea for a Tesla Electric Truck Actually Makes Sense

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Elon Musk's Idea for a Tesla Electric Truck Actually Makes Sense It turns out Musk's got a team working on a battery-powered truck...
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