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Thứ Tư, 17 tháng 5, 2017
After sex with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."
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Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house.
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While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman ...
I used to run a pro-life debate team.
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No one could de-fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she wanted to be treated like a princess...
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So I married her off to a stranger twice her age to strengthen my alliance with France
Thứ Ba, 16 tháng 5, 2017
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
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They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back togethe...
Who was the greatest prostitute in history?
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Ms. Pacman. For 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.
A blonde and a lawyer on a long flight
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A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a long flight. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer keeps waking her up. "Let's have a quiz,...
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