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Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: “I had sex last night, did you?” Woman 2: “Yes.” Woman 1: “Was it good?” Woman 2: “No, it...

Says he can't complain.

They both think,"Oh god, my mom is going to kill me".

I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection.

I said, “It’s for sound effects during sex.” He asked, “Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?” I replied, “No, I work in a morgue.”

..i would start to think about you

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. Ho...