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The odds of getting on a plane with a bomb on it are 950,000 to one -

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The odds of getting on a plane with two bombs on it are closer to 700,000,000 to one So, to be safe, I always bring my own bomb. S. W.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

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The porcupine has pricks on the outside

Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

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Terrible ratings. One star.

I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life

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I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life A Brooklyn-based photographer alleges that Ansari ignored sig...

Four CEOs of beer companies are having a meeting and they decide to get a drink.

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The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness...

One Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet

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During winter war soviet general hears someone shouting from wood - "One finnish soldier is better than ten soviet". Angry genera...
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