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Chủ Nhật, 15 tháng 4, 2018

Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese?

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TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN

A family had invited the daughter's boyfriend to dinner for the first time

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While preparing the dinner, they begin discussing who will do the dishes afterwards. "It's my salary you're living on, I do n...
Thứ Bảy, 14 tháng 4, 2018

A humble farmer goes out to his mailbox, seeing that a letter has arrived.

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"Dear Ronald J. Kse, This year we have chosen you to be the host of this year's harvest reap! All you need to do is provide your h...

Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic."

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The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."

I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker...

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But when I got home, all the signs were there...

A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke.

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $1...

A family is having dinner at the table one evening, when the son asks the father, "Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?" The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering...

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"Well, my son, a woman goes through three phases in life. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s,...