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Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 7, 2018

Called my wife the other day from work: “BABE MY LIFE IS IN RUINS”

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Her: For the last time you are an archeologist and this shit is getting old

I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet...

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I thought it'd be a piece of cake...

“Son I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime”

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Son: “Why was it something I said?” Dad: “Yes.”

Two black guys are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75

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Black guy one: "Do you think it will work? Black guy two: "Only one way to find out." BG1: "I only have $50" BG...

My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back.

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It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.

What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

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A steak out

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the...
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