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Thứ Bảy, 18 tháng 8, 2018

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

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The pickpocket snatches your watch. The peeping tom does the opposite.

I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday,

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I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.

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Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

Why are rich british people fat?

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because they measure their wealth in pounds

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

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... Kilometre Cyrus

A man goes on vacation to Israel with his wife and his stepmother.

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While in Israel, his stepmother died at the hotel. The people there told him: "Sir, if you want to bury her back in the United State...

What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

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A reptile dysfunction.
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