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We lived on an old farm. No animals, just fields. Uncle goes to the market to buy a horse, ends up spending more than expected because it...

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So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Oh wait, my bad. That wasn’t my waiter.

"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."

When he sees 2 spiders. He asks me, "Is that a mummy longlegs under that daddy longlegs?" No son, there is no mummy longlegs onl...

Oddly it was just a 20min slide show with pictures of me...