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Thứ Năm, 17 tháng 1, 2019

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

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Mom: Stares at Dad Dad: Clenches fist Mom: "Don't!" Dad: Sweats Profusely Mom: "..." Dad: "HI GAY, I'...

A guy and his friend are sitting on a sofa having a few beers. Guy #1 - “What would you do if we found out an asteroid was going to hit the earth in one hour?”

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Guy #2 - “I would fuck the first thing that moved. What would you do?” Guy #1 - “I’d sit very fucking still for the next hour!”

How A Stroke Turned A 63-Year-Old Into A Rap Legend

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How A Stroke Turned A 63-Year-Old Into A Rap Legend After a swarm of small strokes, Dr. Sherman Hershfield's personality seemed to cha...

I was just diagnosed with color blindness...

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... it came completely out of the purple.

A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

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After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for...

Cop: You were going 68 in a 55

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Me: Dang, 68? Can you make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge saying it out loud? Cop: Sure whatever [Later in traffic c...

It's amazing how seasons work. I'm in Japan, it's mid January and I'm freezing.

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But apparently back in England it's the end of May.
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