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Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 6, 2019

I’m trying to introduce my wife to my Scooby Doo sex fantasy.

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I think it’s working, she said we should split up. She went to her parents house and I’m looking for clues in the garden.

NSFW so my girlfriend and I were having sex and I asked her if she was into anything kinky

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" well there is one thing " she said looking kind of uncomfortable Me: "well what is it?" Her: "I...... Really l...

Dad joke of the day: what sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

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Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

I just flew in from Chernobyl

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And boy are my arms legs

An entry level nurse walks into a patient's room...

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She smiles at him, and says shes just there to give him a sponge bath. Through his oxygen mask , he asks; "Are my testicles black?...

Three men with tiny body parts meet up...

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One has tiny hands, one has tiny feet, and one has a tiny penis. They all think theirs are the tiniest in the world. So they go to Guinness...

Doctor: “The results of your bold test have come in.”

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Me: “You mean blood test?” The doctor double-checks the results. Doctor: “Hm, must be a Type-O.”
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