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Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 1, 2020

It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 45-minute walk from the pub to my house.

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The difference is staggering.

What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blowjob?

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"I'm not Willie Nelson."

Brave Knight Edward is going to crusade

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He doesn't know if he will ever come back or not. So, he puts on an iron chastity belt on his wife, gives the key to his best friend Mi...

A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar..

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The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not ser...

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

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That’s how I roll.

[NSFW] A black Jewish kid is running back home from school

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He asks his father "Dad, am I more black or Jewish?" "Why do you ask?" says the father "Because there is a kid at ...

Someone threw a beer at President Trump during last nights National Championship Game.

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It was a draft, so he easily dodged it.
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