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Thứ Bảy, 21 tháng 3, 2020

My math teacher called me average...

I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.

And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis

That priest is in prison now

I logged into Facebook the other day and got a message saying "We value your privacy."

Well I know that. How else could you sell it?

This guy is sitting in a bar when this beautiful super model walks in.

So after a few minutes, the guy walks over to her. He leans in and whispers in her ear " Hey can I smell your pussy?" The girl is...

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him

Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog

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