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Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 7, 2020

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.

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It was such a nice jester!

My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn.

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In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel. As my wife walks out again she says: "you should stay ...

I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex.

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He's a small arms dealer.

Why does China have the best baseball team?

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Because they took out the whole world with one bat

A couple of Italian guys are discussing who, if they could choose any woman in the world, they'd rather bang

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One of them says some big name actress, the other says "Virginia Pippilini." The first guy's like, "Who's that? Is ...

Why do Chinese people love IPhones and Apple products?

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Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made. (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a r/nextfuckinglevel post)
Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 7, 2020

My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

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So I packed down my stuff and right
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