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Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 10, 2020

I changed my name to Trump in Among Us

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No one has voted me since

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.

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The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home ...

Two girls from Thailand asked me if I wanted to sleep with them.

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They said that it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

Otherwise

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You might think this post sucks. But the title says otherwise

It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore....

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Just bought a T.V. and it said, "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!!

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex any more.

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A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude in a garden, while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them.

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Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would no...
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