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Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 12, 2020
My roommate is into auto-erotic asphyxiation, but he's also suicidal.
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I can never tell if he's coming or going.
There are two old ladies at a park. One is rich while the other one is poor. It was the Rich lady's birthday last week.
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"my husband got me a diamond ring for my birthday" says the rich lady "that's nice!" says the poor lady "he ...
What do you call it when a Necromancer has issues raising the dead?
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Resurrectile Disfunction!
An 18-year old boy and his girlfriend are going camping for the weekend and plan to lose their virginity to each other
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Bursting with excitement, the boy walks into a drug store to buy some condoms. He notices they come in packs of 3, 6, and 12. He's a b...
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW)
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You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
I just hired a beautiful 21 year old girl to look after my 1 year old baby. Now I have two issues:
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How to tell this to my wife Where to find a 1 year old baby
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
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There would be mass confusion.
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