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Thứ Tư, 13 tháng 1, 2021

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police:

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Hello, is this 911? Yes, what is your emergency? I called to inform you that you're 910 now.

Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

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Because she was 2²

If anyone of you here needs an ark..

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I noah guy

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

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"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks...

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool on a hot summer day?

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Blow a whistle and say, "Everyone out of the pool, please!” How do you get 20 Americans out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whis...

A woman tries getting on a bus but realizes her skirt is too tight.

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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height o...

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?

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A reptile dysfunction
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