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Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 4, 2021
Three friends were bragging about who has had the most sex. The first guy starts, “You have nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 1,100 women!”
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The next guy shoots back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m the top gynecologist at the best hospital in the world. I make $900,000 a year, have patients ...
I hate ladders, my father fell off one and died, I'll never forget his last words,
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"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks horrified...
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"See? See what I have to bang when you're not in the mood?" The sheep says "Myyyyyyyy god. You weren't lying......
What's 12 inches long, stiff and makes women scream in the morning?
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Crib death.
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
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A lip reader
I planned on eating dinner at a restaurant in an Indian Casino, but now I’m not sure I want to go.
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I guess I have a reservation reservation reservation.
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
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He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please?" The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing...
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