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Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 6, 2021
I was on PornHub the other day and there was an ad that read: 'free asian asshole pics'.
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When I clicked on it it was just a picture of Xi Jinping.
I cracked a joke about dementia to my friend at the bus. The old man sitting next to me politely asked. "Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?"
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I replied "yes I cancer." Then I cracked tumor
Doctor: Your body ran out of magnesium
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Me: 0mg
A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was.
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"That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied. They told me he didn't count. I said, "I beg to differ...".
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
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The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out ...
Why do librarians hate tennis?
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Too much racket.
A mom, dad, and their six year old child go to the zoo.
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They spend a fun day looking at all of the animals before ending up at the elephant enclosure. While they are watching the elephants, one o...
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