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Chủ Nhật, 15 tháng 8, 2021

A man is sitting in a new sports car when a little girl pulls up beside him on her new bicycle she just received for Christmas. She knocks on his window, which he rolls down to see what she wants.

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"Wanna race, mister?" she asks, ringing her bell and twirling the elastic streamers on her handlebars. "Sure," the man...

One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike.

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The cop says to the young girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that to you?" “Yes, he did,” she replied sw...

A Psychic buying clothes

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Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What do Incel and Excel have in common?

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Misinterpreting something as a date.

Dr. Seuss cheated on his wife for 13 years while she was battling cancer and then married his mistress after she died.

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He really said "One bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, new bitch".

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Day 317 without sex

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Went jogging in flipflops just to remember the sound.
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