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Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 12, 2014
I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home.
I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she's beginning to regret letting me name the twins.
Little Johnny
In class the teacher notices little Johnny staring out the window. The teacher asked, "Johnny, if there are 3 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Little Johnny replies "None, because the shot scared them all away." "No" says the teacher "there will only be two, but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny asks the teacher "Three women walk out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and the last is biting her ice cream. Which one is married?" "The one sucking her ice cream" says the teacher. "Wrong" Johnny says "the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you are thinking"
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