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"Who's a Trump fan?"
Not wanting to look stupid for not knowing what that meant, they all raised their hands except for Johnny.
"And why aren't you a Trump fan?" she asked, used to Johnny always trying to be different.
"Because I'm a Sanders fan" he replied.
"And why are you a Sanders fan?"
"Because mommy and daddy are"
"And if mommy and daddy were idiots, what would that make you?" she asked
"A Trump fan"
.... gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer:
"All 40 accounted for"
"But I only have 36 sheep" says the confused farmer
"Yeah I know" says the sheepdog. "I rounded them up".
One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world.
On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, "I'm sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!"
The drivers agrees, "You're right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."
"That's a great idea!" says Einstein "Lets switch places then!"
So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein, goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
But in the crowd, there was one scientist who wanted to impress everyone and thought of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he wouldn't be able to respond.
So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question.
The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
The driver looks at him, dead in the eyes and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
He exits his car and walks up to the old woman's window.
"Do you realize how fast you were going?"
"No." She answers, looking forward, making no eye contact.
"Twice the speed limit! Ma'am, can I see your license and registration?"
"I can't give you my license," she answers.
"Why not?"
"I don't have a license"
"What about your registration, ma'am?"
"I can't give you that, either." she responds, still looking forward.
"Well, why not?"
"This isn't my car, I stole it."
Confused now, the cop asks "Do know who owned this vehicle? Where did you steal it from?"
"I got it from the man I killed."
Confusion now turning to caution he asks, "And where is the man you killed?"
"I chopped him up and placed his body in the trunk."
Stunned and worried, the cop places his hand on his holster and cautiously says to the old woman, "Stay in the vehicle with your hands in view." The cop then proceeds to call for back up.
Ten minutes later 5 police cars show up and the cop speaks to his senior officer.
The senior officer walks up to the woman's window with his hand on his firearm and demands: "Ma'am, step out of the vehicle with your hands where I can see them!"
The woman complies without hesitation.
"Ma'am, do you have your license and registration?"
"Sure do! They're right here," she says as she pulls them out of her purse and hands them to the senior officer.
Confused, the senior officer continues, "Ma'am, can you open your trunk for me?"
"Sure I can!" She walks over to the trunk and opens it. There's nothing in there.
The senior officer steps back, perplexed.
After a minute he finally speaks, "Ma'am, I'm confused...My officer told me that you didn't have a license, this car was stolen, AND you had a dead body in the trunk..."
With a scoff she replied, "I bet that liar said I was speeding, too!"