TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS. I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS

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I left two Justin Beiber tickets in my car and

some bastard broke in and left two more.

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The War on Public Schools

The War on Public Schools
Americans have underestimated the value of public education — and forgotten its purpose.

September 5, 2017 at 11:42PM
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Naughty Nuns

4 Nuns travelling in a car get into an accident and die. They each arrive at the pearly gates where they are greeted by Saint Peter.
He tells them all that they've lived a good life and are welcome in but only if they honestly answer his question.

"Have you ever touched a penis since you became a Nun"? he asked the first one.

She thought hard and confessed "Yes.... just once, with this finger"

"Very Well, wash that finger in this bowl of holy water and you may enter".

He asked the second Nun "Have you ever touched a penis since you became a Nun"?

She thought and said "Yes... with this hand".

"Very well, wash your hand in the bowl and then you may enter".

He looks to the third Nun and says "Have you ever tou....."

Just then, the fourth Nun pushes passed the third and says "HEY, if you think I'm going to gargle that after she sticks her ass in it, you're fucking crazy".

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My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

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Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

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After making love, my wife looked at me disgusted and slapped me across the face

Shocked, I said "What the hell was that for?!"

She said, "That's for 40 years of bad sex!"

I slapped her, and she said,"What was that for?"

"That's for knowing the difference!"

As relayed to a coworker of mine when asking an older coworker for wedding advice upon the occasion of his upcoming wedding this week.

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