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Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 7, 2018

A guy walking into a bar

 sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.

“Poor Old fool,” he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

Two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert one morning, when they come across a mosque.

They hadn't had food or water for days, and thought maybe the people in the mosque would give them some.

"Ok, Joe, we will tell these people we are Muslims, and maybe they will give us some food and something to drink. You'll be Hassan, and I'll be Muhammed", said Roger.

"No way, man. I'm not going to say that, even if they won't give us anything to drink", replied Joe.

They go up and knock on the door, a Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, "yes, how may I help you?".

"Hello, I'm Muhammed and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink", asked Roger.

"Why, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammed, it is Ramadan and we won't be breaking our fast until sundown".

Dating a chick with 12 nipples sounds funny...

Dozen tit?

Dear Brits: We have received your ultimatum and have scrounged for the ransom...

...but we could only come up with half.

Feel free to drop him off somewhere over the Atlantic. Thanks! ~ The US

France Seal Second World Cup Triumph With 4-2 Win Over Croatia


France Seal Second World Cup Triumph With 4-2 Win Over Croatia
France are champions of the world for a second time, after defeating Croatia 4-2 in the World Cup final at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow.

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“There is no God” -Stephen Hawking, 2011

“There is no Stephen Hawking” -God, 2018