Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "Croatia"

..it has lot's of support but no cup

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Going to Hell for this one

Hitler and Mussolini came back from the dead and were sitting in a bar in TX, because why not? This drunk redneck hears them making plans of picking up where they left off.

He hears Hitler say, "So the plan is to round up all the Jews in Hollywood, DC, and Israel; get them all together along with ten puppies and drop a bomb right on that spot."

The Texan asks, "But wait, why the Hell would you want to kill the ten puppies?"

Hitler nudges Mussolini "See, I told you. Nobody cares about the Jews."

Edit: spelling

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Virginity in school

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

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If a person who stutters goes to jail

Would he finish the sentence?

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My wife was going through her wardrobe when she squealed, "Look at this! It still fits me after 25 years!"

I grumbled, "It's a fucking scarf!"

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“Do you really have to lick the knife?” she asked frowning. “Sorry, force of habit!” I chuckled. “Lots of people do it though, don’t they?”

“Yes, but not during surgery, doctor.”

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When a women removes polish with chemicals,no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses their shit.

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