Then they call me ugly and poor.
Thứ Năm, 30 tháng 5, 2019
A Spartan man and an Athenian man are arguing over which city is best
The Spartan man says " I think this should come down to a vote"
To which the Athenian agrees
The Spartan then says "I vote Sparta"
The Athenian says" I vote Athens"
The Spartans wife say "I vote Sparta"
The Athenian Wife says calmly"I don't get to vote"
Thứ Tư, 29 tháng 5, 2019
“Wait a minute! You have been cheating on me all this time!”, my wife yelled at me as she found all the letters I had been hiding.
I felt cornered and prepared myself to face her fury, as she got red with anger and started walking towards me. She looked straight into my eyes and gave me a killer look I could never forget.
And kids, that’s the last time I played scrabble with her!
Three sailors are discussing their cargo
They are used to transporting goods and make a good living doing so, this time however they've been tasked with taking 300 boxes of penis shaped potatoes across the channel and they all think it's a joke.
"We'll be a laughing stock" says the first sailor.
"I'll never be able to live it down" says the second.
"Let's tell the captain that we've decided not to go" says the third.
Headstrong they head to the captains quarters to voice their displeasure and inform him of their decision.
The captain hears them out but ultimately disagrees and informs them that they'll be going ahead with the journey.
"But we've got you outvoted 3 to 1" the sailors cried in unison.
"You fools" said the captain "you're all forgetting one thing!"
"What's that?" Exclaimed the sailors.
The captain stood tall and addressed them powerfully.
"That this isn't a democracy..."
"It's a dick tater ship!"
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