Both come off with alcohol
Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 8, 2019
The Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I met a feminist in the bar, and she told me about the Dwayne Johnson rule. I should only say things to her that I would be comfortable saying to Dwayne Johnson.
That sounded like a good rule, so I told her:
"Your chest is fucking epic."
Thứ Bảy, 24 tháng 8, 2019
Guy takes his best mate home to meet his wife:
His wife screams,"You fucking dickhead, my hair and make-up are a mess, the house is a tip, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas, I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the month!. Why the fuck did you bring him home?. The husband replies "Because he was thinking of getting married"...
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