It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat.
Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 3, 2020
Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 3, 2020
A man inherits a small fortune and vacations in the LA nightlife where he meets a gorgeous young woman.
He asks her out for a night on the town with him and she says:
"You can't afford me."
"Try me, how much for a strip show?" He replies.
"$10,000 dollars even." she says.
"You can't be serious?!" He proclaims.
"Let's take a walk outside." She replies. He agrees and they walk outside the casino into a private parking garage filled with luxury vehicles. "You see these cars? I own these cars because men pay me for a strip show."
He thought for a few moments. "Damn, I should get my money's worth then. Alright." She brings him to a velvet bedroom and as expected he gets the best strip show he has ever had. After he finishes, he realizes how perfect she is and asks. "Okay, that was awesome. How much for a blow job?"
"$25,000" she replies.
"$25,000?!? You are out of your mind. In your dreams!" He shouts
"Come to the window." They walk to the window and she begins to point. "You see those three casinos? I own those casinos because men pay me $25,000 for blow jobs."
"Well, I'm paying for quality so how can I say no?"
Once again, it is the blow job of his life. He is writhing in ecstasy after finishing, and he's practically in love with this woman. "Okay, I am gonna regret this. How much for the pussy?"
"Come to the window." He follows her to the window, ready for anything. "Do you see all of Las Vegas?" She asks.
"No way! You own all of Las Vegas?!" He exclaims, astounded.
"No.." she looks down. " But I would if I had a pussy..."
EDIT: The man makes a mad dash for the door.
“But sir this is original content! I only copied the top half...” Is what the gorgeous woman said as he was leaving.
A man gets pulled over by the police...
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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