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Chủ Nhật, 8 tháng 3, 2020

Where do flies go for a holiday?

Flywaii (please don't down vote me too much, my 6 year old daughter made up this joke and wanted me to post it).

Who don't blind people go skydiving?

It scares the shit out of the dog.

Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece

What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple waits til you’re twelve to come on your face.

So a naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer...

The bartender stares at her body from head to toe then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another beer. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third beer.

Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says:

-- What, have you never seen a naked woman before?

-- That I have, miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers.

Couples therapist: So, what brings you two here today?

My wife: I can’t stand living with him. He’s too literal.

Me: My truck.

What starts with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A teapot