Made a meme today. Thought a while, maybe I'd leave this can of worms be, but... man I can't leave well enough alone. Shots fire

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An old russian joke I heard a long time ago

In the middle his night patrol, a police officer notices a guy walking around a wooden barrel. He steps out of his vehicle, approaches, and asks, "hey, comrade, are you drunk?"

The man responds: "No, God forbid, I am perfectly sober, comrade officer! Besides I am almost home, my house is right after this fence!"

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My dogs don't understand how to use their dog house

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Being Mexican I can confirm.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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Fucking Hawkgirl

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Tinder

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