New Year's Resolutions
Written in 1942, these are still words to (attempt) to live by.
January 2, 2015 at 09:00AM
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Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 1, 2015
New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolutions
Written in 1942, these are still words to (attempt) to live by.
January 2, 2015 at 09:00AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/1g1h5Al
Did you hear the one about the snake with the wriggly hips?
Look, I'm sorry if I'm breaking a rule, but this has been bothering me for decades. From the comments in this sub, most of you have apparently heard every joke a million times before... ;) I thought maybe somebody's heard the punch line for this one...
In the late 80s, we had a CB in our station wagon. My mom was driving me to middle school one morning, and I did a radio check and found a trucker to talk to.
I told him a few tame kiddie jokes, he laughed, and then he said, "Have you heard the one about the snake with the wriggly hips?"
My mom took the speaker away from me and said, "Before you tell that joke, you should know that you're speaking to a ten-year-old girl."
The trucker said, "Oh..." and then went on to tell a different joke.
I have NEVER heard this joke since, or been able to find it online. It's come back to haunt me at random times, like today, so I thought I'd take a shot here. Anybody know this joke?
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