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Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 6, 2015

This Dance Choreography To Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money" Will Make You Jizz Your Pants

I’ve watched this at least thirty times.

This insane choreography by Tricia Miranda is THE COOLEST SHIT IN THE WORLD. Shot by Tim Milgram, it transcends other dance videos because it's also beautiful to watch.

This insane choreography by Tricia Miranda is THE COOLEST SHIT IN THE WORLD. Shot by Tim Milgram, it transcends other dance videos because it's also beautiful to watch.

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I dare you to learn all of these moves.

I dare you to learn all of these moves.

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You can't. But these fierce af girls NAIL it.

You can't. But these fierce af girls NAIL it.

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I call this move "drive dickstrong"

I call this move "drive dickstrong"

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I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

15 Things You Should Know About What Teens Think About Music

Even THEY don’t get what’s up with Justin Bieber.

Let's face it: Teenagers aren't just the future, they're TASTEMAKERS.

Let's face it: Teenagers aren't just the future, they're TASTEMAKERS.

Seriously, teens are so, so savvy when it comes to #trends — especially music trends — and they're also WAY smarter than anyone gives them credit for. That's why I had to ask members of the BuzzFeed Community, along with my high-school-aged sister and her friends what's hot and what's not in popular music today. The answers to my wide-ranging survey shed light on what teens REALLY think about music, and boy, were there some serious surprises. It's important to note that this post is entirely based on responses to questions I asked, and it's not data driven — so take away from it what you will. But without further ado, I present to you...

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Ed. Note: I've condensed and edited these responses for clarity.

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"Cool" music is overwhelmingly defined as just what YOU want to listen to.

"Cool" music is overwhelmingly defined as just what YOU want to listen to.

We asked teens: Alright, what music is ACTUALLY cool to listen to?

They answered: Most responses were along the lines of: "I guess not caring what people think of your music taste is cool."

Cool music didn't seem to be defined by a particular artist or genre (though yes, Taylor Swift and Beyoncé ARE still cool, according to teens). What matters more is that you're listening to what YOU want to listen to because "'cool' is rather subjective." Basically, teens DGAF what anyone thinks about their music choices — "there's really no basis for cool music."

And really, isn't that what listening to music SHOULD be about — rocking out to YOUR tunes? To put it in the words of one teen, "to me personally though what's cool is if you actually listen to music that you like, and not because it's trendy or that's what everyone else is listening to." Amen!

— Facebook users Flora Pick, Yza White, and Paulius Daunys

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What's NOT cool to listen to? Pitbull, Iggy Azalea, and country music, for starters.

What's NOT cool to listen to? Pitbull, Iggy Azalea, and country music, for starters.

We asked teens: And what music would you NEVER be caught dead listening to?

They answered: Time and time again, I saw Iggy and Pitbull mentioned in the comments, as well as country music. Someone pointed out "no one likes jazz...or Iggy Azalea" which kinda makes sense), and another teen said he would ONLY listen to Pitbull "ironically."

As for country, well...I'll let a real teen take it from here. "Luke Bryan is a name that comes to mind. Who the hell even is that? All I know is that he's a country singer with two first names."

Also, a sleeper for least popular music genre amongst teens is CLASSICAL MUSIC and jazz because "they give me headaches and they make me feel pretentious." HARD AGREE.

And there you have it!

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Texas Midget

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.... Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."

My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again

And I don't know if I should tell him.

This Couple Had A True WTF Moment When They Discovered A Snake In Their Kitchen

OH, HELL NO!

On Sunday, Laura Neff was milling about her farm near Charlotte, North Carolina. She discovered a 4-foot-long snake crawling out of her spice cabinet and attempting to eat an egg.

A true WTF moment.

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Neff continued, "They are beneficial due to their tendency for eating rodents and eggs, usually outside, of course."

This case turned out a little differently — while the video cuts off short, the snake wound up eating one of their farm eggs. They leave them out on the counter because they are fresh and don’t require immediate refrigeration.

This case turned out a little differently — while the video cuts off short, the snake wound up eating one of their farm eggs. They leave them out on the counter because they are fresh and don’t require immediate refrigeration.

The Neff's said, "It got in through a hole in our laundry room floor, which is now covered by a VERY heavy concrete block and which will soon be permanently plugged."

What a sight.

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Neff and her husband allowed the snake to continue his afternoon snack. Then, helped him out of their farm. Polite farmers!

Neff and her husband allowed the snake to continue his afternoon snack. Then, helped him out of their farm. Polite farmers!

Neff said, "using two brooms, a whole lot of patience, nudging, and encouraging, we finally convinced the snake that going out the open window was a MUCH better option, than slithering away behind the fridge!"

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