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Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 12, 2015
What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common?
A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!
10 Things You Need To Know About Pocket Kittens
You might want to check your pockets ASAP.
First and foremost, Pocket Kittens can happen to anybody.
They will arrive when you are at your coziest and least expecting it.
But even non-casual pockets could come down with a case of Pocket Kittens.
You're especially not safe if you wear cargo shorts.
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich under one arm and a cat under the other.
The man orders a pint for himself and one for the ostrich.
The cat says "Don't think for a moment I'm paying for this!".
The bartender looks puzzled but diligently pours two pints.
The man downs his pint "That hit the spot". The ostrich dips his beak into his pint a drinks it all up.
The man proceeds to order two more pints.
The cat, becoming more irate, says "Look, I've told you once - don't expect me to pay for this!"
The bartender is becoming a little concerned but pours away. Again, short work is made of both pints.
The man orders a third round. The cat is now apoplectic "That's it pal - I AM NOT PAYING FOR YOUR DRINKS!"
The bartender can't contain his concern now and asks "Hey chap, what's the deal? You come in here with an ostrich under one arm, a cat under the other, ordering drinks that your cat is clearly unwilling to pay for - what's going on?"
The man replies "Well, it's a funny story - I was driving home after work and spotted a gorgeous young women pulled over onto the side of the road, struggling with the spare wheel. I stopped to help. When I'd changed the wheel, the young lady said she was a genie and could grant me one wish..."
"So, what you did you ask for?"
"A bird with long legs and tight pussy".
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