Example:
I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas.
Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 11, 2016
A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"
"Yes, it is," came the reply.
"Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
10 year old boy walks on his parent's room while they were having sex
Parents stop and looked, laugh a lot and then carry on boy leaves room in disgust 2 days later, father walks down stairs to find boy on top of grandmother, naked and fucking her ultra hard and fast boy turns to father and says "not so funny when it's YOUR mum, IS it?!
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole
... I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat"
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