Seriously contemplating remarrying my Ex-wife...

But I'm pretty sure that she'll figure out I'm just after my money

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I'm having regular sex with a blind woman...

The sex is great but it isn't easy getting her husband’s voice right.

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The unbearable wrongness of Gwyneth Paltrow

The unbearable wrongness of Gwyneth Paltrow
What's at the heart of Paltrow's empire? Is she just a dedicated health-seeker taking us on her path for utmost physical and spiritual well-being? No. Paltrow's Goop is pure, unadulterated, blood-diamond free, organic-certified, biodynamic, moon-dusted bullshit.

April 20, 2017 at 10:49PM
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Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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4/20 is my favorite day to skip work, grab a pipe, head down to the park, and

beat the shit out of hippies.

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What would Hitler say if he was a race car driver?

Step on the gas and finish the race

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Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United State

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.

One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'

The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.

"Which part did you get?"

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