If you call a girl pretty, she'll forget after a day.

If you call a girl fat, she'll never forget it, because elephants never forget.

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Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair......

....what happens next will shock you."

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Thanks to Trump, Germany says it can’t rely on the United States. What does that mean?

Thanks to Trump, Germany says it can’t rely on the United States. What does that mean?
An unreliable America may mean a stronger Europe.

May 29, 2017 at 02:34AM
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What starts with “E” and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap

He was high on my list of priorities

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What happens if someone steals uranium?

It becomes theiranium

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I know how to make a small fortune from gambling

start with a large fortune

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