Will Cryptocurrency Be Alberta’s Next Big Boom?

Will Cryptocurrency Be Alberta’s Next Big Boom?
Why I quit my day job to become a Bitcoin miner.

July 4, 2018 at 11:06PM
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".

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Four roommates get drunk the night before an exam and they miss the test.

They go to the professor with a story that they got a flat tire on their way to take the exam and they beg for the chance to take a make-up exam.

The professor agrees.

On the day of the make-up test all four students show up right on time. The professor looks at his watch and says "begin."

The students open their exam books and there's only one question. "Which tire went flat?"

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Three bass players walk into a bar.

They’re actually in the middle of performing Beethoven’s 9th symphony, but there’s a long section near the end where the basses don’t play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.

To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor’s score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it’ll tug on the string and they’ll know to head back to the concert hall.

So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he’s in trouble.

It’s the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.

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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover up their butt-quacks

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The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing

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A drunk guy walks out of a bar..

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging Out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without Missing a beat, blurts out.... "F*ck Me! My girlfriend's gone, too!!"

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