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Thứ Sáu, 14 tháng 9, 2018
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, I'd thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
Two construction workers are working on a street
The first worker turns to the second and says,
“ I don’t want to work anymore, I will act crazy so the manager sends me home early”.
He then proceeds to tie himself by the feet and swings around shouting,
“ Im a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!”
Sure enough, the manager tells him to go home.
The second worker, seeing the success his friend had, decided to start packing up his things.
The manager asks, “What are you doing? The work isn’t finished yet!”
To which the second worker responds,
“How am I supposed to see without a lightbulb?”
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