One day Jane decided to give him a few hours of sex ed and explain it all to him with gestures like he was a child: "Tarzan, this thing hanging between your legs is your rag and this thing you see between my legs is a washing machine... What you have to do is wash your rag in my machine." The next 5 evenings Tarzan has been washing his rag uncontrollably.
When the exhausted Jane finally manages to catch her breath she tells him: "Tarzan, listen to me... You can't wash your rag so often because the washing machine will break."
You need to wash it every three to four days. Tarzan listens to her and for the next month he doesn't even lay a finger on the machine.
One day Jane becomes anxious and asks him: "Tarzan, what's wrong? Why haven't you washed your rag in my machine for a month?" Tarzan responds happily: "Tarzan learn to wash by hand!!!"
