Little 8 year old Susie is in her back yard digging a hole..

..Her neighbor Mr. Johnson peeks over the fence and says "Gee Susie, what's going on?"

Susie says, "I'm digging a hole, it's pretty obvious"

Mr. Johnson asks, "Why are you digging a hole?"

Susie replies, "I'm burying my gold fish"

Mr. Johnson laughs and asks "Why is the hole so big?" Susie replies, "Because my goldfish is inside your fucking cat".