A gay guy wants to get a tattoo to surprise his boyfriend for his birthday, so the tattooist asks, “Well, what does he like?” ”Boxing!” replies the man.

“Why don’t you get Mohammed Ali on your left butt cheek and Mike Tyson on your right?”

“Ok!” he says, goes home and shows his boyfriend his new tatts.

“You’re fucking insane!” screams his boyfriend.

“Why?” he cries in disbelief.

“Because there's no way in hell I’m getting in the ring between those two!"