Dad's job

(German here)

The teacher asks the children what their dad's are doing for a job. All very exited shouted all different professions;

"Police Office, Fireman, banker, accountant, ..." ... only Hans remained quiet.

So, the teach asks "Hans, what is you dad doing as a job?"

"Oh, he's dancing naked at a gay club and sometimes man pay him more money and they go to a motel together".

"Is that true, Hans?" The teacher asks shocked.

"No, he's playing football (soccer) for the German national team but that would have been too embarrassing.