unemployed

Guy works in the pickle factory, comes home after work and tells his wife, "Bad news, honey. I've been fired".

"What? Why? What happened?"

"Well, I've always wanted to put my penis in the pickle slicer and, well, today I finally did it."

"My god, no! Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine."

"What about the pickle slicer?"

"They fired her, too."