Me: What’s the WiFi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure, how much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what’s the WiFi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

EDIT: format