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Thứ Năm, 11 tháng 3, 2021

An elderly lady & her husband get pulled over by the cops for speeding near Lexington, Kentucky

Officer: “ma’am do you know why I pulled you over?”

Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”

Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”

Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”

Officer: “well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”

Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”

Man: “HE SAYS YOU SPEEDING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”

Lady: “Ohhhh.”

Officer: “Ma’am can I see your license please?”

Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”

Man: “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE!”

Lady: “Ohh.” So she digs it out of her purse & hands it over.

Officer, noticing her address: “You’re from Cynthiana, Ky huh? Funny, the meanest nastiest old woman I’ve ever met in my life was from Cynthiana.”

Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”

Man: “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOUR MOTHER!”

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