A man and his wife are having dinner when he asks her, "Darling, if I died tomorrow, would you remarry?"

"I don't like to think about such things" she replies

"No, go on. Just hypothetically, say the worst happened, would you pine for me as a lonely spinster for the rest of your life, or would you get past it and shack up with a new guy?" Hs presses

She thinks for a moment and says "well, if you really want an honest answer, then...yes, I probably would remarry"

He takes this in and then asks "and would you let him live in the house?"

"Well, yes of course I would." She replies

"I see. And would you let him sleep in our bed?"

"I would, yes" she continues, more confidently.

He thinks about this for a moment, mulling on it before asking "and how about my golf clubs, would you let him have a go on those as well?"

"No." She replies quickly. "No, I absolutely wouldn't let him use your clubs"

"Oh? And whys that?" The husband asks, relieved

"He's left handed"